Thursday, September 30, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Dear judge, I stand before you today to prove my innocence. It is true that I blew up two older pigs' houses, and I am sorry for those unfortunate events. I know that 3 little pigs are upset and are having many misunderstandings, but those are nothing compared to mine.
The truth is that I broke pig's houses unintentionally. I heard that three little pigs moved near my house, so I visited them to have some talk to be good neighbors. When I finally met them, they ran away from me. This was very unexpected to me. I tried to catch them up and say that I just wanted to talk, but they banged tha door right at me and hid inside their houses.
Have you ever smelled htose awful dusts and formaldehyde from the new doors? They automatically make animals sneeze.
I sneezed, and do you know what happened next? Oldest pig's house just blew away! I was so shocked to see this and tried to say sorry but the pig just ran away to his brother's house again. I stood beside the second pig's house and that awful sneeze came again.
After all that mistakes, I went to the third pig's house and said sorry. Again, I sneezed, and I was really afraid to think if I might blow their house again. But the third pig's house didn't move and I was relieved to see that.
Finally, I decided to visit them through chimney. When I went down through the cimney, the pigs were boiling a pot underneath it! Later, I realized that they did that intentionallly to burn me. I got-third degree burn all over my body and now, I have no hope. I can't move, can't go to work, can't take a bath, can't play sports, and am living a life full of embarassment and dispair.
I think the three pigs should be the ones who are accused. I did not do any harm to htem execpet for breakeing two not well-made houses. But the three pigs gave me an everlasting damage to my body and my life.
Dear judge, I hope that you'll judge justicely, according to the results and intentions. Thank you for listing to my rebuttal.
The truth is that I broke pig's houses unintentionally. I heard that three little pigs moved near my house, so I visited them to have some talk to be good neighbors. When I finally met them, they ran away from me. This was very unexpected to me. I tried to catch them up and say that I just wanted to talk, but they banged tha door right at me and hid inside their houses.
Have you ever smelled htose awful dusts and formaldehyde from the new doors? They automatically make animals sneeze.
I sneezed, and do you know what happened next? Oldest pig's house just blew away! I was so shocked to see this and tried to say sorry but the pig just ran away to his brother's house again. I stood beside the second pig's house and that awful sneeze came again.
After all that mistakes, I went to the third pig's house and said sorry. Again, I sneezed, and I was really afraid to think if I might blow their house again. But the third pig's house didn't move and I was relieved to see that.
Finally, I decided to visit them through chimney. When I went down through the cimney, the pigs were boiling a pot underneath it! Later, I realized that they did that intentionallly to burn me. I got-third degree burn all over my body and now, I have no hope. I can't move, can't go to work, can't take a bath, can't play sports, and am living a life full of embarassment and dispair.
I think the three pigs should be the ones who are accused. I did not do any harm to htem execpet for breakeing two not well-made houses. But the three pigs gave me an everlasting damage to my body and my life.
Dear judge, I hope that you'll judge justicely, according to the results and intentions. Thank you for listing to my rebuttal.
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